July 2012
person: but that pairing doesn't make sense.........
me: shh
me: shhhhhh
me: pulls close and whispers
me: anything is possible if u believe
me: (ﾉ-ヮ-)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*
*listening to my favorite band*
Friend: Lol you like that band? Their music isn't even good.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Police: So are you saying he just fell out the window from the 5th floor by himself?
Me: yeah
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
brandyway:
it is 2032. america is hosting the olympics. fireworks that explode into big macs hail from the sky, bald eagles trained to shit on all non americans rush through the stadium, “america, fuck yeah!” plays over the speakers 700 times in a row- all other countries get annoyed and leave. america wins the olympics effortlessly
What happens when teens are home alone
According to social media: wild and crazy party time!
Me: fuck yeah I can take my headphones off!
When Tumblr is down:
people everywhere: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
tsukikoneko:
I’m so late on every fandom.
You ever rewatch an old show or watch it for the first time YEARS after it ended?
I do that all the time.
It’s like you jump in on the fandom expecting a party when really it’s a room full of corpses with one or two people barely clinging to life.
