June 2012
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OC Mash Up:4:Grand Entrance
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Tarina: Uzo! (Hai!)
Ray: (You're here? Why?)
Tarina: (I've got a couple of targets in the area. Really, just two. Wish Regulation could've wait until there were more.)
Ray: (Ah, well.) Do you speak English? You're going to need it.
Tarina: Little bit. (Why?)
Ray: All earth bound targets do not remember their Xiekai.
Tarina: ... (Darn...)
Ray: You better start practicing. It takes a while, unless you're Tristan. You know what? Talk to him.
Tarina: I try to.
Ray: I will try to.
Tarina: Hmm...
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Me: So! Who gets the next question?
Clara: Why don't you make it up? This was your idea.
Me: You know what, you're right, but it's good if you guys get an opportunity to get a word in edge wise.
Clara: You don't actually talk that much...
Tristan: I have a question!
Me: No, you said the last one.
Tristan: And you have to answer too, Radio.
Me: Are you listening?
Clara: I'm all ears. What is it?
Tristan: *Deep breathe* What is your favori-
Me: Oh, come on. Not another favorite question!
Milo: I have one! Wait, never mind...
Clara: Go on, dear. What is it?
Milo: Um... it's nothing.
Tristan: Hey! I got another one!
Clara: Hush!
Milo: Who is your least favorite person?
Clara: Interesting question. I need to think about that.
Tristan: I've got my answer.
Me: And it's YOU.
Tristan: =_=
Me: I'm kidding!
Clara: I know!
Tristan: Me?
Clara: No, it's Kenneth. He never uses his head.
Tristan: I don't see what his problem is.
Clara: Because you're so busy oogling him?
Tristan: Don't hit me!
Milo: Actually, Ray left a while ago.
Tristan: Phew
Me: I have a real answer now. My least favorite person is Triangle.
Tristan: ... What is that supposed to mean?
Milo: Who is he?
Me: Doesn't exist anymore, so you don't have anything to worry about!
Clara: Is that why you chose him?
Me: Maybe. Milo, what about you?
Milo: Um...
*crash*
Tarina: UZO!
Milo: *gasp* IT'S THAT PERSON.
Tristan: For a moment there, I thought you were going to spout out Jagger's name.
Tarina: (What about me?)
Milo: *fuming*
Me: Nice of you to drop by, literally.
Tarina: (I've been watching fruits baskets! Except, I didn't fall. I jumped.)
Clara: Nice to meet you! I'm Clara.
Tarina: (Have we met?)
Clara: (Uh, no, I don't think so.)
Tarina: (Well, I'm Tarina.)
Ray: Ehem?
Tristan: When did you sneak in?
Ray: Hmm... Remember what I told you, Tari?
Tristan: Tari...?
Tarina: Oh! (Right!) I mean, right...
Milo: Can you leave as fast as you got here?
Tarina: Why? Not like me?
Milo: You're wondering why? I call that amnesia.
Tristan: So, Tarina, what drags you to bottom of gravity?
Ray: Have you been studying English at all?
Tarina: Of course!
Ray: Remember what else I told you?
Tristan: Hello?
Tarina: Of cour- Oh. Hello.
Tristan: .... I see.
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dietchola:
i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
nohetero:
joceln:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
oh my god
OH MY GOD
THERE IS A MINI VERSION OF NORTH AMERICA MADE OUT OF WATER INSIDE CANADA
May 2012
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OC Mash Up:3:Squabbles
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Jagger: Hey, Ellie, how come you're not answering any of the questions?
Milo: She answered the first one.
Jagger: Still, she's been sitting there.
Ellie: I was made here, and I don't understand the concept of preference based on aesthetic properties.
Tristan: There were so many big words in that sentence...
Clara: Favorites are just what make you the most happy!
Ellie: I don't get happy.
Milo: That's sad.
Ellie: I don't get sad either.
Milo: Still sad!
Tristan: Does someone teach you emotions?
Ellie: I hear they're making a program for emotions.
Clara: I think you have something that makes you happy. Happy doesn't just mean smiling.
Clara: Well?
Milo: I think she's thinking...
Tristan: Robots don't think. They calculate.
Ellie: I was pretending to think. My favorite color is cold metal.
Tristan: So, yon a'shi? (It's grey?)
Clara: The world is grey.
Tristan: Ah. You know, Ellie, you're not the only robot around here. See my boyfriend over there? he's like the next phase of androids. Killer terminator.
Ellie: Does not compute.
Ray: Would you like an example, sweetie?
Ellie: Yes, please.
Clara: Where's the popcorn?
Tristan: No, seriously, Ray. You trackers have to be taught emotions, like robots. You have to learn how to smile!
Ellie: Ray, are you sick? Your face is red.
Ray: *smack*
Tristan: Ow!
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Jagger: So, Radio, when did you decide to drop us off the project?
Me: Drop off? No... I just forgot about you.
Dante: Now she admits it.
Me: You were never supposed to be here.
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Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
msamberhazard:
msamberhazard:
tal9000:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed...
LGBT Laughs: Queer Dictators →
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A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”. Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag…
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OC mash up:2:Squabbles
Me: First question, an easy one. (Hint: to skip ctrl F qwerty2 )
Clara: You know that's a lie.
Me: *cough* How old are you?
Tristan: SEVEN
Ray: No! You can't stay 7 for eight years.
Clara: I think that clears that one up. Anyways, I'm 16.
Tristan: Now you're lying!
Clara: I just need to be older than you...
Jagger: But not me? I'm already 21.
Tristan: That is OLD.
Jagger: No, it's not.
Milo: I'm only 14.
Ellie: Only? I've been functional for 3 short years.
Clara: But you're supposed to look 11.
Ellie: It's a historical fact that people look older than they are, especially people who wear makeup.
Clara: What are you saying...
Milo: *nudge* It's your turn.
Ray: For what?
Milo: Your age!
Ray: You already said it, so I won't.
Me: Hmmmm....
Tristan: Who's in trouble this time?
Me: Still you. Next Question!
Tristan: WHY?
Me: Since y'all from a different function other than earth, what has your time on this planet taught you?
Clara: I've lived here my whole life! I don't have anything to tell you.
Tristan: Doesn't change the fact you're an ekiji though.
Milo: People on earth are a lot more touchy..
Tristan: That is true. It's weird, disgusting, and weird.
Ray: You said weird twice.
Tristan: Anything to add?
Ray: The earth as a territory is stable and charges through, letting the people get wrecked by their emotions.
Tristan: England has a lot of rules, but America specifically taught me that there is always something to eat.
Ray: Explains why you've been getting fat.
Tristan: Am not, have not, was not.
Ray: Your English is confusing.
Jagger: People are unmotivated...
Clara: Enough about the people, what do you think of the culture?
Me: I'm asking the questions!
Clara: Hmph.
Milo: What is this culture you speak of?
Clara: Nanshe a'knowe que a'praesa wanh? (What do you think of regional things?)
Tristan: Yon- I think baseball is for America?
Jagger: Language is too. I mean, not just for America. Kyone a'praet nh. (It's/That's a regional thing/ It's regional)
Milo: That's too obvious!
Me: Can we move on?
Clara: I can ask all of the questions.
Tristan: NOthat'sabadidea
Me: Fine then, Tristan, your turn.
Tristan: Nanyone ge a'unknow ki! (What is the craziness that goes on?/ What madness is going on?)
Me: Go on...
Tristan: Um, what is your favorite color?
Ray: Blue!
Clara: Oh good, it speaks.
Ray: Hmph.
Milo: Teal and cyan, with a little bit of lime.
Jagger: That sounds like the spice ingredients to an overpriced dish. Mine is purple.
Milo: Food that is purple... Grapes?
Ray: Can you boil those?
Clara: Of course you can, but it won't taste good.
Tristan: Do I have to answer the question.
Me: Go ahead.
Tristan: I like yellow!
Clara: Too bright for me, I prefer red.
Tristan: Can be bright too. If it gets too bright, it turns into pink. If it's too dark, it turns into brown.
Clara: Not necessarily, but you're right.
Tristan: :D I am?
Clara: No.
Tristan: :B
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You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
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OC mash up:1:Squabbles
Me: So, Guys, what do you think of the summer?
Clara: New World order
Tristan: Of which world? I'll be going to the other one.
Clara: Of both, silly, and you have to help.
Tristan: nuh.
Me: This is too boring.
Tristan: I didn't even get to answer the question yet!
Me: Don't worry! There'll be plenty of oppurtunities to answer questions. Get everyone to come, because we're conducting an interview!
Tristan: Oh God no
Clara: You asked for it. Ellie! Over here!
Me: Maybe not everyone, only the important characters.
Milo: Am I important?
Tristan: No
Me: It depends, are you in the interview.
Milo: I am now.
Tristan: No he isn't.
Me: Do that one more time and your grounded.
Ellie: What's grounded?
Clara: It's when imaginary people go to imaginary corners.
Me: Oh good, your back.
Clara: What about my back?
Me: I meant... uh, you're.
Tristan: I am dissapointed in you, Radio.
Me: You're one to talk. Anyways, where's your boyfriend, Milo?
Milo: Not my boyfriend...
Me: You know who I'm talking about. What about your's, Tristan?
Tristan: He's too scary to talk to.
Jagger: Who, Ray?
Tristan: No, the sky.
Me: Oh good, now we only have to wait on one person. *glares*
Tristan: wat?
Jagger: I'll get him.
Tristan: No! You can't!
Jagger: Here, kitty kitty!
Milo: Are you new here?
Jagger: Just go with it.
Me: I don't think Kenneth has to be here.
Clara: He's a cat! I don't think he would be interested.
Tristan: Can I go now?
Me: Go. Get. Ray.
Tristan: …
Me: Now!
Clara: Should we start now?
Me: The object was not to get rid of him.
Tristan: Okay, got him...
Ray: Grrr...
Me: Okay! Let's begin!
I’m considering posting up here of myself (egads!) But I want to see (if any replies) how many of you will point and laugh? Bonus points if you throw snickerdoodles at me.
